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He ain't pretty no more.

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American Beauty
is Spec-tac-u-lar Love

Garden State is love.

Hitch is my homeboy

Cary Grant is handsome love

Snape is whooshy Love

West Wing is lemon-lyman love

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User Number: 3881106
Date Created:2004-07-20
Number of Posts: 85

My name is ellis friedman. This is my LJTC. This is my LJ. This is my life. I'm 18 years old and in less than a year, I'll be 19. Of course, I don't know much yet. Look at me-wasting time. This will be the highpoint of my day- it's all downhill from here.
Strengths: sarcastic, realistic, flexible, adventurous, organized mentally, good with words, not obsessive, just curious, not ordinary or joyless, good listener
Weaknesses: critical, high expectations, easily annoyed, desire to eat every hour, inability to hide the fact that I’m annoyed, hate to exercise, procrastinator
Special Skills: ability to embed American Beauty quotes pretty much anywhere, masking my contempt for upper management, coming up with fun metaphors
Weapons: witty banter, scathing criticism, rolling my eyes, blank stares, fangs, superior celebrity gossip knowledge, 1973 pontiac firebird
Things with Undeniable Greatness: American Beauty, The Scottsdale Gang, The Contenders, Sparkly objects, Apple Pie, Mahler, Lower case letters, Me

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